Should Not Be Jewish

Adam Sandler. By popular request! Finally used up the good will earned by the Chanukah song.

Roy Cohn. Chief counsel to Joseph McCarthy, adviser to Richard Nixon, legal representative of the mafia. And here’s a nice tidbit, courtesy of Wikipedia: According to Republican political consultant Roger Stone, for whom Cohn was a role model, Cohn’s “absolute goal was to die completely broke and owing millions to the IRS. He succeeded in that.” What a mensch.

Stephen Glass (New Republic liar). At least the guy who played him in the movie was named Christiansen. (Private to Stephen Glass: you lucked out on that casting!)

For discussion: Woody Allen. Q: If you took away everything iconically Jewish, what would be left? A: The fact that he married his daughter.