Should Not Be Jewish

Adam Sandler. By popular request! Finally used up the good will earned by the Chanukah song.

For discussion: Woody Allen. Q: If you took away everything iconically Jewish, what would be left? A: The fact that he married his daughter.

Jake Gyllenhaal. For dating ultra-shiksas Reese Witherspoon and Taylor Swift. Why couldn’t you make it work with Natalie Portman?? Oh, Jake, we can’t stay made at you. Drop me a gmail, I know some nice Jewish girls who would love to meet you.