Should Not Be Jewish

Roy Cohn. Chief counsel to Joseph McCarthy, adviser to Richard Nixon, legal representative of the mafia. And here’s a nice tidbit, courtesy of Wikipedia: According to Republican political consultant Roger Stone, for whom Cohn was a role model, Cohn’s “absolute goal was to die completely broke and owing millions to the IRS. He succeeded in that.” What a mensch.

Paul Wolfowitz. By popular request! The Jewish neocon league did not help the “Jews/Israel are running the gov’t” thing. Also, remember the IMF scandal—funneling World Bank funds to his girlfriend? There’s that too.

Dominique Strauss-Kahn. On the one hand, he’s a rapist.* On the other hand, he inspired the French to rally in defense of a Jew. Maybe this one’s a draw.

*allegedly

Anthony Weiner. Look at how he treated that nice Arab girl—like we don’t have enough of a reputation problem there. (Nice abs, though.)